"I defy all explanation"

This site is intended to be humorous. However, it is possible that some of the contents may offend you. If you do not enjoy reading about profanity, lewd comments, or sexual references, then you are boring and lame and I don't know why you have come to the internet in the first place. Please leave now, or go to my Equilibrium page which only contains sweet love poems that are intended to make women cry and fall in love with me.

Any references to individuals, however plausible that I may indeed actually be talking about you, even if I have used your fuckin' name, are purely coincidental.

All material found at JamesCole.net is my property and is copyright by law. If you try to use any of my material without my written consent, I will slap a lawsuit on you that feels worse than a 800lb woman on top of you.

For everyone else, I hope you enjoy my site. You're obviously cool for making it this far in the first place, so tell all your friends, they're welcome too.