//: Diffusion
 Pronunciation: di-'fyü-zh&n

1. The spread of cultural elements from one area or group of people to others by contact
2. Needless profusion of words
3. The education and distillation of my distorted view of the world

Diffusion is the abstract reality that I live in. Through the odd anecdotes that make my life so perplexing, I will attempt to change how you perceive everything around you...are you prepared?
 

 
 

The Pussy Cloud  (Feb 2006)

My friend Cal meets a hot girl, it takes him way too long to realize that she's a total nut job
 

James Cole on the Rocks, Bloody Mary Style  (Jan 2006)

15 – 20 parts alcohol (give or take a few), 1 part ice, 1 part James Cole
 

Santa Claus does not Drive an Audi A4  (April 2005)

I go to a Christmas house party where my night goes from great to bad to extremely traumatizing

 

Will the Real James Cole Please Stand Up  (Dec 2004)

I investigate my doppelganger’s existence and get a little bit freaked out in the process
 

Man vs. Machine vs. One Gigantic Stripper  (Aug 2004)

I provide the answer to the quintessential question regarding fate
 

The Golden Pill  (Mar 2004)

I invent a new medical drug to curb my alcohol misconsumption
 

The (Infamous) Munibomber Manifesto  (Dec 2003)

I get drunk and am confused for a terrorist
 

This is Why I Hate Picking up Women in a Fuckin' Bar! (July 2003)

I meet a woman in a bar and subsequently play phone tag with myself only to realize I am cursed
 

The Sacrificial Buffer  (May 2003)

I realize too late why you never date a woman on the rebound
 

Excitement Killer, Qu'est-ce que C'est?  (Mar 2003)

I meet the woman of my dreams only to sabotage myself
 

What's in a Sub, Anyways?  (Jan 2003)

I tell the real story behind the return of Quizno's Chicken Carbonara sandwich
 

Sapphires, Sororities, and One Missing Tooth  (Nov 2002)

I meet some drunk girls. One of us ends up with a missing tooth
 

Thank you Sir, May I have Another?  (Sep 2002)

As if my job couldn't suck any more, I find something even worse to fill any of my remaining time with    

 

Remote Control (Batteries not included)  (July 2002)

My life is stuck in fast forward, I'm a complete mess as a result
 

Cat of a Different Feather  (April 2002)

I buy a cat; everyone assumes I am gay
 

Resolution What?  (Feb 2002)

I attempt New Years resolutions, fail miserably
 

Anorexia Hysteria  (Jan 2002)

I deal with a post college eating disorder
   
 
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